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• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
• Sometimes you just have to say "What the hell".
• Bart: Why, hello, Mrs. Bush! Barbara: Hi, Bart! Mr.
  Bush is upstairs napping. Bart: You know, your husband's awful grumpy....
• Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
  Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points....
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... When are you going to grow up?...
• But your creed, your ethos... it was one of your most appealing features.
  "You know, Larry, sometimes I say things... and afterwards, I can't remember saying them....
• We are going to have peace, and by golly, if necessary, I'll beat the stuffings out of anyone who says we are not going to have peace.
  Sometimes, when you want something bad enough, you just have to fight for it - that's the way it is with peace....
• Bart: Who's that, George? George: That's me with Charlton Heston.
  He was -- Bart: Who's that, George? George: Er -- see, you wouldn't know him....
• Sometimes you just gotta say `what the heck'.