Bart: Who's that, George?
George: That's me with Charlton Heston. He was --
Bart: Who's that, George?
George: Er -- see, you wouldn't know him. That's Bob Mosbacher. He
was secretary of --
Bart: That's a dumb name. Who's that, George?
George: Maybe _he_ thinks "Bart" is a dumb --
Bart: How many times were _you_ president, George?
George: {Just once. Bar! Is it time for dinner yet?}
Barbara: {[off-camera] I'm making rice! It'll be a while.}
Bart: {Did your Secret Service goons ever whack anyone, George?}
George: [indignant] You know, in my day, little boys didn't call their
elders by their first name.
Bart: Yeah? Well, welcome to the 20th century, _George_.
George: {[muttering] I'll kick you right out of the 20th century,} you
little --
-- Bush meets his ten-year-old match,
"Two Bad Neighbors"
