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America Is The Country Where You Can Buy A Lifetime Supply Of Aspirin For One Dollar And Use It Up In Two Weeks.
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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin
for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
JOHN BARRYMORE
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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
JOHN BARRYMORE...
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
America is the only country left where we teach languages so that no pupil can speak them.
-- John Erskine...
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good. John Barrymore
In America you can have all the justice money can buy.
Okay, I think that I can now return to my country and my village.
By the way, how many forbidden books do you have?" "Oh,", one of them said to me, " their number grows up geometrically....
How many referral agents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....
An engineer is an unordinary person who can do for one dollar what any ordinary person can do for two dollars.
The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.
-- John Barrymore...