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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. MARK TWAIN
Whatever's begun in anger ends in shame. FRANKLIN
He that won't be counseled can't be helped. FRANKLIN
SNIGLET. Definition of Shocklet: The third hole on an electrical outlet.
SNIGLET. Definition of Banectomy: The removal of bruises on a banana.
California is a fine place to live - if you're an orange. WOODY ALLEN
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. MAUGHAM
The world does not require so much to be informed as reminded. MORE
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. JOHNSON
A delay is better than disaster.
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