Quotations By Famous People

Quotations By Famous People

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All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas.
- Kingfish...
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder. - M. C. Esche
Law of Computability Applied to Social Sciences: If at first you don't suceed, transform your data set.
Laws of Computer Programming (1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
(2) Any given program costs more and takes longer....
When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. - Paul Erlich
If A equals success, then the formula is: A= X + Y + Z X is work.
Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. - Albert Einstei...
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either. - Joseph Fische
Fourth Law of Thermodymanics: If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.
- David Elli...
Frouds Law: A transistor protected by a fast acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.

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