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FAMILY HAUNTED BY GHOST OF CHRISTMAS TURKEY
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CHRISTMAS: A day set apart by some as a time for turkey, presents, cranberry salads, family get-togethe
for others, noted as having the best response time of the entire year....
Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us.
.. a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird....
Christmas is the time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises up from the grave and we must all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.
Oh, Abraham, calm down. I'm not here to scare you.
They've got me haunting a family in Texas. -- Bea's ghost appears, "Old Money...
It's only natural there be <some> things wrong with an old house like this.
It's a fixer-upper!...
You've brought shame to this family, Cecil. Oh, I don't relish having to write the Christmas letter this year.
-- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
And Bart... Well, we love Bart....
A turkey roast is a foul ball...
SMILEY <:>== a turkey emotico