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Happiness Is Like Peeing Your Pants. Everyone Can See It, But Only You Can Feel How Warm It Is.
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Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel
how warm it is.
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What is it like to feel pain? It is like ... when you see that people have no hope of happiness .
.. you feel great despair ... your heart is heavy because you know you can do nothing ....
Doing a good job is like wetting your pants in a dark suit.
.. You get a warm feeling, but nobody notices....
Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something, but Lisa turns away] Marge
Now Lisa, listen to me, this is important. I want you to smile today....
When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife....
There are Several Ways to Beat the Heat of Summer: 1.
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Happiness is just like the way you feel right now, only much, much better.
Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free.
.. don't open your eyes, take it from me. I have found you can find happiness in slavery......
Kids: [singing to the tune] I like me I like me I'm as good as I can be With a smile and a wave and a happy melody I'm as good as.
.. [slowing as they see the teacher reaching for the record player] I....