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• Teacher: Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper.
  This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter "A"....
• Bart: OK...steady, Bart. Taking ballet doesn't make you any less of a man.
  [opens the door; all the little girls point and laugh] Teache...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Son, there's only one thing punks like that understand
  squealing. You've got to squeal to every teacher and every grown-up you can find....
• Teacher: So, you never learned cursive? Bart: Um, well, I know hell and damn and bit.
  .. -- Saved by the bleep, "You Only Move Twice...
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• Teacher: [slowly] Now, boys and girls, who knows what this is?
  Bart: [cocky] Triangle. Teacher: Very good, Bart!...
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• o the tune of "Hooray for Hollywood"] I work for Monty Burns, Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh Monty Burns.
  -- What keeps Waylon Smithers alive, "You Only Move Twice...