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• An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren gathered around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a deeply loved family member.
  The old man is in a light coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours....
• Apple is like the Chinese Cultural Revolution conducted by people in three-piece suits.
• You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away; a man is not a piece of fruit.
  -- Arthur Miller, The Death Of A Salesma...
• Death is just around the next door.
• Husband who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
• PRO: You never have to get up in the morning. CON
  You will never have another good night's sleep. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• One night I came home very late. It was the next night.
• Cthulhu loves you ... With an apple in your mouth.
• However old you are, our probability of death within the next hour is never equal to one
  there is therefore no final barrier that we will encounter. -- A Jacquard...