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  The penguin is dripping in sweat; his owner looks down and says to the other Finn, "Hey Urho, I want that you should take the penguin to the zoo, okay?...
• What's that on top of the telly? Looks like a penguin.
• Television sets are becoming very popular in automobiles these days.
  My uncle has a television set in his automobile, but it led into a little trouble....
• Sitting watching the railroad tracks ru
• There is a gentle cave bear sitting placidly in one corner.
• Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
  ? Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart....
• It's six o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your terminal to explode.
• Tux Penguin Boxing Match LAS VEGAS, NV -- The unofficial Linux mascot Tux the Penguin will face his arch rival the BSD Daemon in a boxing match this Saturday night.
  The match is part of the International Computer Mascot Boxing Federation's First Annual World Championship Series....
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