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• Nowadays, kids express their individuality by dressing in a most bizarre manne
  with unusual hair styles, all of which conform rigorously to the code for these things which the kids understand, even if you don't....
• Snakes don't have tails...snakes ARE tails.
• MS-DOS causes deafness and hair loss when used by laboratory rats.
• My hat covers my head... Just like hair used to!
• My girlfriend has blue eyes, golden skin, and long, plaid hair.
• Marge: Homer, how long do you plan to do this? Home
  I don't know. How long do horses live? Marge: Thirty years. Homer: D'oh! -- "Lisa's Pony...
• Heads I win... DITTO tails.
• It is hard to let old beliefs go. They are familiar.
  We are comfortable with them and have spent years building systems and developing habits that depend on them....