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• Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.
• A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits. -- Woodrow Wilso
• He who sits on the pinnacle of power is still sitting on his own backside
• He talks to farts, man! -- Magic Nose Gobli
• Man who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet, many moons!
• DRUIDS, n. Priests and ministers of an ancient Celtic religion which did not disdain to employ the humble allurement of human sacrifice.
  Very little is now known about the Druids and their faith....
• I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of.
  My own mind is my own church. -- Thomas Paine...
• I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any Church that I know of.
  My own mind is my own Church. -- Thomas Paine...
• A wise man never sits on a holy throne.