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• Marge: Homer, are all these pockets necessary? Home
  They wouldn't be if you were willing to sit in a hollowed-out wheelchair!...
• Every man feels instinctively that all the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action.
  -- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- Rousseau and the Sentimentali...
• A man is as old as he feels. But never as important.
• A man is as old as the woman he feels. -- Groucho Marx
• A cousin of mine once said about money, money is always there but the pockets change
  it is not in the same pockets after a change, and that is all there is to say about money....
• A humorist is a man who feels bad but who feels good about it. -- Don Herold
• A "critic" is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to judge the work of creative men.
  There is logic in this; he is unbiased -- he hates all creative people equally....
• It takes a Real Man to sit indoors all day doing this.