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Marge: Homer, are all these pockets necessary?
Homer: They wouldn't be if you were willing to sit in a hollowed-out
wheelchair!
-- The parents prepare for Candy Convention departure,
"Homer Bad Man"
Related:
Homer: Must have rare gummi...[to Marge] Distract the salesman.
Marge: No! I won't make a spectacle out of myself any further....
Man: [over PA] Mr. Goodbar to the front desk. The front desk is looking for Mr.
Goodbar. Homer: Ooh! I feel like a kid in some kind of a store....
Homer: Oh no! The candy conventioneers tracked us down.
[looks out window] Ashley: [outside] There he is!...
Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
Homer: Hey kids! Lots of candy left for breakfast.
[Bart and Lisa groan] Marge: Why don't we give it to some needy children then?...
Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life.
But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids -- I've gotta carry the burden all by myself....
Homer: They're ruining my whole life. Marge, please, this is where I need you the mo
I'm counting on you do to something or say something to make it all better....
Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what?
At least I'm out there trying new things. If it were up to you, all we'd ever do is work and go to church....