Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
MOUNTAIN CLIMBER'S VASECTOMY -- Dry Sack On The Rocks.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Rude
MOUNTAIN CLIMBER'S VASECTOMY -- dry sack on the rocks.
Related:
Mountain Climbers do it on the rocks.
Our way is not soft grass, it's a mountain path with lots of rocks.
But it goes upward, forward, toward the sun. -- Ruth Westheime...
Lisa: [enthusiastic] I'm gonna rescue a baby seal, and then I'm gonna save an otter!
Man: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, but all the animals have already been reserved for celebrities....
MACHO: Jogging home from a vasectomy.
VASECTOMY -- tearing off a piece of vas.
A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
macho, adj.: Jogging home from your vasectomy.
VASECTOMY -- a conversion from a working model to sports model.
Dignity and an empty sack are worth an empty sack. -- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #109