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• Mountain Climbers do it on the rocks.
• This land is made of mountains, This land is made of mud, This land has lots of everything, For me and Elmer Fudd.
  This land has lots of trousers, This land has lots of mousers, And pussycats to eat them When the sun goes down....
• MOUNTAIN CLIMBER'S VASECTOMY -- dry sack on the rocks.
• We have two hands. What's wrong with having one of them on the mouse?
  -- Dr. Ruth Westheimer, sex expert, in defense of on-line sex, -- in Web magazine...
• Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain? A: Lawn Boy.
• Quote #159 The first question which you will ask and which I must try to answer is this, "What is the use of climbing Mount Everest?
  and my answer must at once be, "It is no use." There is not the slightest prospect of any gain whatsoever....
• Fresh beauty opens one's eyes wherever it is really seen, but the very abundance and completeness of the common beauty that besets our steps prevents its being absorbed and appreciated.
  It is a good thing, therefore, to make short excursions now and then to the bottom of the sea among dulse and coral, or up among the clouds on mountain-tops, or in balloons, or even to creep like worms into dark holes and caverns underground, not only to learn something of what is going on in those out-of-the-way places, but to see better what the sun sees on our return to common everyday beauty....
• Not once or twice in our rough-island story The path of duty was the way to glory.
  -- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- Ode on the Death of the Duke of Wellington, Stanza 8...