PUBERTY -- That Time In Life When One Is Too Old For Doll Houses And Too Young For Penthouses.

PUBERTY -- That Time In Life When One Is Too Old For Doll Houses And Too Young For Penthouses.

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PUBERTY -- that time in life when one is too old for doll
houses and too young for penthouses.

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I'm much too young to feel this damned old. -- Any Time Lord.
The man who is too old to learn was probably always too young to remember.
Too old to rock 'n roll, too young to die. -- Jethro Tull
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
-- Franklin P. Adam...
I'm too old to die young, and too young to die now. -- Warren Zevo
One of the inadequate preparations being young allows is that you are not prepared for the time when you will be old.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
-- Kin Hubbard...
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
Experience is the one thing you have plenty of when you're too old to get the job.