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• Modesty is that art which allows that you draw attention to whatever it is that you are being humble about at the present time.
• Cultivate vices when you are young, and when you are old they will not forsake you.
• PUBERTY -- that time in life when one is too old for doll houses and too young for penthouses.
• That's [growing old] been happening to men and women for a long time.
  I've got the feeling it's one of the pleasanter things about being human, as long as you grow old together....
• Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
• You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are getting.
  -- Jeanne Phillip...
• Are you prepared to defend yourself?
• It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you.
  -- Stephen King, _The Stand_ (uncut)...
• Enjoy the pleasures of old age -- as long as you are young.