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SECRETARY -- Not Permanent Fixture Until Properly Screwed On Desk.
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SECRETARY -- not permanent fixture until properly screwed on
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Secretary not permanent fixture, until screwed on desk! -- Confucius Say
Never insult an alligator, until you've crossed the river.
-- Cordell Hull, former U.S. secretary of state...
I was in the Fine Arts department's office talking to the secretary.
There was a document laying on her desk, for hiring a lady to model for the art department....
The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building.
-- Linda A. Lawye...
Bear with me until my starting transient has settled down into doing things properly from the notes.
Plumber mistook routing panel for decorative wall fixture
A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government.
It can only exist until a majority of voters discover that they can vote themselves largess out of the public treasury....
Sex without class consciousness cannot give satisfaction, even if it is repeated until infinity.
-- Aldo Brandirali (Secretary of the Italian Marxist-Leninist Party), in a manual of the party's official sex guidelines, 1973....
Become a fixer, not just a fixture. -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book