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• Arguing with a person's faith is like chasing them around a big empty parking lot.
  You can keep backing them up, and backing them up--but you never actually corner them....
• PENIS ENVY -- A malady suffered by some girls. To them we say, "Ask, and it shall be given unto you.
• Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.
  -- Adam...
• People are like onions -- you cut them up, and they make you cry.
• You may be redneck... if you go to family reunions to pick up girls.
• Society is like a stew. If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Maybe alcohol picks you up a little bit, but it sure lets you down in a hurry.
• If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level. -- Laurence J. Pete
• Remember when you were a kid and the boys didn't like the girls?
  Only sissies liked girls? What I'm trying to tell you is that nothing's changed....