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• Gas station attendants are hired based on their lack of knowledge regarding directions.
• Baby Sitters: Girls you hired to watch your TV!
• We are all related...relatively speaking.
• Red automobiles are illegal in Minneapolis.
• A frigid beer is a good beer.
• Tip: Wages we pay other people's hired help.
• We hired you to baby sit. You cooked and ate them BOTH?
• Only in America could I get a job!
  -- Homer celebrates being hired to work at SNPP, "I Married Marge...
• We have come through a strange cycle in programming, starting with the creation of programming itself as a human activity.
  Executives with the tiniest smattering of knowledge assume that anyone can write a program, and only now are programmers beginning to win their battle for recognition as true professionals....