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• Gas station attendants pump all day.
• At a gas station, ASK ATTENDANT FOR HOSE.
• I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'.
  There was another sign below it that said 'self service'....
• I saw a sign at a gas station. It said "help wanted".
  There was another sign below it that said "self service"....
• I was driving down the street past a gas station. There were two signs in the window, "Help wanted", "Self-serve".
  So, I went in and hired myself. I made myself the boss. I took all the money and left....
• Attendants at a service station in Eunice, Louisiana, handed more than $
  100 to a naked man who claimed to have a gun in his pocket....
• Speaking of suitability for the job ... we understand a TV station in Minneapolis just hired a frigid weatherwoman.
• The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will.
  -- Vince Lombardi...
• Aberdeen was so small that when the family with the car went on vacation, the gas station and drive-in theatre had to close.