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Then There Was The Brave And Horny Shepherd Boy Who Tried Wolf.
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Then there was the brave and horny shepherd boy who tried wolf.
Related:
The Boy Who Cried Wolf" by Al Armi
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
Grampa: Have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
Bart: I glanced at it. Boy cries wolf, has a few laughs....
The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep's throat, for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty.
-- Abraham Lincol...
I'm just hoping that one day the sheep will realize that the shepherd is really a wolf in disguise.
-- Sanjay Singh...
You're mighty brave in Cyberspace, flame boy...