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• Grampa: Have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
  Bart: I glanced at it. Boy cries wolf, has a few laughs....
• Mrs. K: Bart, have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
  Bart: I'm halfway through it, I swear! -- That's the one with Little Red Riding Hood and the three pigs, right?...
• Then there was the brave and horny shepherd boy who tried wolf.
• Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
  Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?...
• WOLF: A man who knows all the ankles.
• A fox is wolf who sends flowers. -- Ruth Westo
• Without a doubt, without a clue! Al Gore, that's who.
• PESSIMIST: A man who spends all his time worrying about how he can keep the wolf from the door.
  OPTIMIST: A man who refuses to see the wolf until he seizes the seat of his pants....