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Virginity Like Balloon, One Prick, All Gone.
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Virginity like balloon, one prick, all gone.
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VIRGINITY -- a bubble on the sea of fate. One prick and it's gone forever.
Virginity is a bubble on the sea of life, which takes but one prick to break. -- Jordan Sand
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -- George Carli
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
-- Voltaire...
A good name lost is seldom regained. When character is gone, all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.
-- J. Hawe...
Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed....