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• I was hoping that you might play the title role, sir.
  What a roaringly good idea. What's the play called?...
• Stop that! Stop that! What a silly way to carry on.
• WHAT? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS?
• The kids scream 'Oh yuck, we just hit a mosquito on the windshield - look at its blood.
  ' In fact, it isn't the mosquito's blood, but blood the insect has just recently sucked from a red-blooded animal....
• No one need think that the world can be ruled without blood.
  The civil sword shall and must be red and bloody. -- Martin Luthe...
• Percy, costumed in festive garb, has just left.) What a clot.
  The most absurdly dressed creature in Christendom....
• I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....?
• Q: What's red and invisible? A: Bloody Nothing!
• Q. What's red and read? A: A sentence with a period.