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• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• What's the First Mate's name? ...Percy. A nautical cove?
  Yes...Well, he's a sort of...wet fish. -- Captain Rum and Edmund : Potato...
• We are in fact going...to France! France!...Oh, but Edmund, surely France has already been discovered?
  By the French, for a start....? -- Edmund and Percy : Potato...
• I mean, look at this. What is it? I'm surprised you've forgotten, my lord.
  I haven't forgotten. It's a rhetorical question. ....
• You'll get over her. (Percy readies his aim and prepares to shoot the arrow) .
  ..I did. (Percy is distracted, and has to re-aim.) ....
• My whole life has been a tissue of whoppers. I consider myself to be one of England's finest liers.
  ..Oh, my God, Percy, a giant humming- bird is about to eat your hat and cloak!...
• Baldrick, go forth into the street and let it be known that Lord Blackadder wishes to sell his house.
  Percy...just go forth into the street. -- Edmund : Money...
• He died a hero's death, dying so his friends might live.
  .. ...And that his enemies might have something to go with their potatoes....
• He's making a fortune out of the things. People are smoking them.
  .. building houses out of them...they'll be _eating_ them next....