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• If homosexuality were normal, God would have created Adam and Bruce. -- Anita Brya
• In California, Bill Honig, the Superintendent of Public Instruction, said he thought the general public should have a voice in defining what an excellent teacher should know.
  'I would not leave the definition of math,' Dr. Honig said, 'up to the mathematicians....
• The implied convertibility between a unit of real money produced by labor and an article of wealth created by human labor for the market must be assured.
  Therefore, the value of the monetary unit should have a real objective regulator....
• I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
  If you need any money, or if you just want to check out my handiwork, please leave your name, number, and how much cash you need after the tone....
• Keep your head up; act like a champion. -- Paul "Bear" Brya
• What's an Alabama atheist? One who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant.
• In what can only be described as a surprise move, God has officially announced His candidacy for the U.
  S. presidency. During His press conference today, the first in over 4000 years, He is quoted as saying, "I think I have a chance for the White House if I can just get my campaign pulled together in time....
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.