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• THEORY Into love and out again, Thus I went and thus I go.
  Spare your voice, and hold your pen: Well and bitterly I know All the songs were ever sung, All the words were ever said...
• Into love and out again, Thus I went and thus I go.
  Spare your voice, and hold your pen: Well and bitterly I know All the songs were ever sung, All the words were ever said...
• Chester: He didn't create Itchy: I did. Bart: Huh?
  Chester: He stole the character from me in 1928. When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office, and dropped an anvil on me....
• Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of rain.
  May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection?...
• When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving.
  He said it was elevator practice. -- Steven Wrigh...
• In the Plaza Hotel once, when I was doing the quiz show, there was a priest in the elevator.
  I hope you're not offended by this--I'd tell a story about a rabbi but it doesn't fit, and neither did the rabbi and they finally threw him out of the synagogue....
• I'm against firm female bodies, as often as possible.