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DECOY STREETWALKER -- A Flatfoot Floozy.
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DECOY STREETWALKER -- a flatfoot floozy.
Related:
STREETWALKER -- pussyfooter.
RODEO FLOOZY -- a saddle tramp.
Security, get that floozy off my bridge. -- Picard
Did you hear about the semiliterate streetwalker who unwittingly approached a plainsclothesman.
Her proposition ended with a sentence....
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In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker....
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My joules! Someone has stolen my joules!" "Now, now, my dear," replied her husband, "keep your balance and reflux a moment....
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