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• The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect martini is a belt of gin from the bottle
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• Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini. -- Robert Benchley
• Try typing the following to your shell make 'the perfect dry martini'
• I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. -- Alexander Woolco
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