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The Search For The Perfect Martini Is A Fraud. The Perfect Martini Is A Belt Of Gin From The Bottle
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The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect martini is
a belt of gin from the bottle; anything else is the decadent trappings
of civilization.
-- T.K.
Related:
Try typing the following to your shell make 'the perfect dry martini'
The name is Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, dry. Gin is irrelevant.
In search for the perfect comm program...
Instructions for making the quintessentially dry martini recently reached us from Palm Springs.
The host puts ice and straight gin into glass ......
A life spent in search of the perfect hash brownie is a life well spent.
Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness.
Counter: An area over which martini's are served. -- Computing Definitio
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini. -- Robert Benchley