Did You Hear About The Fellow Who Chased His Girlfriend Up A Tree And Kissed Her Between The Limbs.

Did You Hear About The Fellow Who Chased His Girlfriend Up A Tree And Kissed Her Between The Limbs.

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Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a
tree and kissed her between the limbs.

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