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• Did you hear about the desperate fellow with the frigid wife who bought a water bed and filled it with antifreeze.
• Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both his wife's cheeks before he went to the front.
• Did you hear about the fellow who, upon being told by his shrewish wife that she would dance on his grave, promptly provided for a burial at sea.
• Did you hear about the fellow who maintains a special register of particularly accommodating girls.
  He refers to it as his blew book....
• Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his hands off his wife so he fired them.
• Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his pregnant wife to a grocery store, because they had free delivery.
• Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins?
  He baptized one and kept the other as a control....
• Did you hear about the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife.