Did You Hear About The Newfie Woman Who Couldn't Get Pregnant Twice Because She Blew The Both Of Them.

Did You Hear About The Newfie Woman Who Couldn't Get Pregnant Twice Because She Blew The Both Of Them.

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Did you hear about the newfie woman who couldn't get pregnant
twice because she blew the both of them.

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