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• Did you hear about the recent cigarette survey that disclosed that 99% of the men who have tried Camels have gone back to women.
• Radiologists do it with high frequency.
• Did you hear about the high school drum major who dated two of his majorettes and so enjoyed the breasts of both whirlers.
• Did you hear about the Las Vegas high roller who would flip his nightly callgirl to see if he got head or tail.
• The following appeared in a newsletter about education policy.
  'The average annual earnings of high school dropouts are significantly less than the average annual earnings of high school graduates....
• The Department of Education in the state of Attra recommends that high school students be assigned homework every day.
  Yet a recent statewide survey of high school math and science teachers calls the usefulness of daily homework into question....
• FM Disc Jockeys do it in stereo, and with high fidelity.
• Did you hear about the handsome bachelor Senator who hired a ravishing blonde as his assistant and then made her the object of a long Congressional probe.
• Did you hear about an operatic soprano and her symphony-harpist boyfriend who have developed a high degree of artistic empathy, she humming his parts while he fingers her passages.