Did You Hear About The High School Drum Major Who Dated Two Of His Majorettes And So Enjoyed The Breasts Of Both Whirlers.

Did You Hear About The High School Drum Major Who Dated Two Of His Majorettes And So Enjoyed The Breasts Of Both Whirlers.

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Did you hear about the high school drum major who dated two of
his majorettes and so enjoyed the breasts of both whirlers.

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