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• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called "Swingers".
  They don't go snap, crackle, or pop; they just lie there and go bang, bang, bang....
• Did you hear about the rumor that Disneyland plans to promote a bumper sticker reading,DO A MOUSE A FAVOR
  EAT A PUSSY!...
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
  You simply add milk and they eat each other....
• Did you hear about the latest word on the male-grooming front is that a brand-new pubic shampoo is to be called Head and Boulders.
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Porn Flakes that goes "Snatch! Nipple! Crotch!
• Did you hear about the new instrument of credit especially designed for use in single bars.
  It's called BANG AMERICARD....
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend Tapioca because she could be made in a minute.
• Did you hear that orthopedist have reported the appearance of a new occupational disease epidemic to massage parlors.
  It's called penis elbow....
• Did you hear about the artificial insemination enterprise in the Middle East called Seeders of Lebanon.