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• Lisa: Good-bye, Aunt Gladys. I wish I had taken some time to get to know you better.
  Bart: [from behind the coffin] [raspy] Don't worry about it....
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a _lot_ of trouble.
  Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation....
• I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
  But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
• Scott: "I remember...a time when the old Enterprise was spiraling towards Psi 2000.
  And the captain wanted to try a cold start of the warp engines....
• The light that lies In woman's eyes. -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing
• The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
  .. I can resist everything but temptation. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• I broke up with my psychiatrist. I told him I had suicidal tendencies.
  He told me from now on I had to pay in advance. -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• It was so cold, I almost got married.