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• Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
  Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
• Mindy: What's wrong? Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know.
  [weeping] We're gonna have sex! Mindy: Oh...well, we don't have to....
• Klink: My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge.
  [He takes Homer's hand, and they fly into the air] Home...
• Mindy: [sighs] What a perfect evening. It sure was nice of them to make us cheeseburgers.
  Homer: Uh, yeah. -- At a Chinese restaurant, "The Last Temptation of Home...
• Homer: [unhappy] Well, I guess you'll want to come in.
  Mindy: [bright] OK. Homer: [mocking] "OK!" [They sit on the bed] Mindy...
• Man 1: Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard! Mindy
  Get bent! Man 2: No more Chernobyl! Homer: Go to hell!...
• Smithers: Simpson, Simmons: you two have been chosen to represent us at the national energy convention.
  Congratulations! You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City....
• Smithers: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new co-worker, Mindy Simmons.
  I think she has a degree in Engineering or something....
• Mindy: Hi Homer... Homer: Mindy! [clears throat, glances at prepared speech on his hand which is now smeared] Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert.
  [reads] "Muh...Murphy: Use...you are a elf....