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I Like Children. Properly Cooked. --W.C. Field
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I like children. Properly cooked.
--W.C. Fields
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I like children, if they are properly cooked!
Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
-- W. C. Field...
Last week, I went to Philidelphia, but it was closed. -- W. C. Field
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -- W. C. Fields (1890-1946)
Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
-- W. C. Field...
Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
-- W. C. Field...