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I like children, if they are properly cooked!
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I like children. Properly cooked. --W.C. Field
I love children! They taste just like chicken!
... I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.
Rimmer, real dumplings, proper dumplings, when they're properly cooked to perfection, proper dumplings do not bounce!
-- Lister in Red Dwarf 'Thanks for the Memory'...
Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS
I think we've got an eater! Are you suggesting.. eating my mother?
?? Uhhh - yeah! Not raw, cooked! -- Monty Pytho...
A man drove me to drink. I never properly thanked him.
I use technology in order to hate it more properly. -- Nam June Paik
O'Brien: "Ah, I can still remember the aromas when mother was cooking.
Keiko: "She *cooked*?" O'Brien: "She didn't believe in a replicator....