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• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
• You are getting old if you can remember when Ethyl gas cost more because lead was added to the gas.
  Now, leaded gas costs less than regular gas. It is enough to make you fume!...
• You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are getting.
  -- Jeanne Phillip...
• You know you're in trouble when... (1) Your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
  (2) You put your bra on backwards and it fits better....
• You know you are getting old when you enter a limozine and all the cars behind you turn on their lights.
• You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit. -- E.A. Gilliam
• The mainframe needs to rest. It's getting old, you know.
• You know you're getting old when what you call "life" is what others deem "nostalgia.
• You know you're getting old when it takes too much effort to procrastinate.