You Know It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When... Your Birthday Cake Collapses From The Weight Of The Candles.

You Know It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When... Your Birthday Cake Collapses From The Weight Of The Candles.

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-- You know it's going to be a rotten day when...
your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. -- Bob Hope
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