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• Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make.
  And you must use your imagination too. -- Joyce Cary...
• Modem: what to do to tall weeds.
• Bart: Hymns, here! I got hymns, here. Get 'em while they're holy.
  Fresh from God's brain to your mouth. Heh heh heh....
• Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it. --Russell Bake
• May fire ants nest in your garden.
• May your computer grow ears and start listening.
• Treat women like dirt -- use them as mulch in your garden.
• The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history.
  The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge....
• May your computer grow hands and massage your feet.