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You Can Pick Out Actors By The Glazed Look That Comes Into Their Eyes When The Conversation Wanders Away From Themselves.
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You can pick out actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes
when the conversation wanders away from themselves.
-- Michael Wilding
Related:
Coyote: I speak of a deeper wisdom. The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once.
Homer: Yeah, that's me all right. [Homer has a glazed look in his eyes as the wind blows his two hair strands....
Isn't there a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies that ran away from home?
-- Homer shops for "Lisa's Pony...
Seems like this guy wanders into a rural outfitting store in Alaska, and starts talking to a rather grizzled old man sitting by the cash register.
"Hear ya got a lotta' bears 'round here?" "Yeah, you could say that," answers the old man....
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog!
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
[sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
The eyes of Texas are upon you, All the livelong day
The eyes of Texas are upon you, You cannot get away...
It's amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're going away. -- Michael Arle