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Isn't There A Pound Where You Can Pick Up Cheap Ponies That Ran Away From Home?
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Isn't there a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies that ran away
from home?
-- Homer shops for "Lisa's Pony"
Related:
Homer: Excuse me, do you sell ponies? Owner: Uh, sure, pal.
Right here. [points at a cage] Homer: [reads the sign] Scottish deer hound....
Lisa: I gave up the pony. Homer: You did? Lisa: Mm hm.
There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that horse....
Apu, you can take this job and restaff it!
-- Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart, "Lisa's Pony...
First you didn't want me to get the pony. Now you want me to take it back!
Make up your mind! -- Homer argues with Marge over "Lisa's Pony...
Homer: Oh. We left at 1:30pm Monday. What time is it now?
Lisa: It's 6:45am next Wednesday. You may also be interested to know that it's summer here, not winter....
Lisa: Ohhh, Apu! It's beautiful! Apu: Yes. This is where I come when I need some refuge from the modern world.
Or, when I want to see drive-in movies for free. [Points out the drive-in theatre across the street....
Homer: I know you're only eight years old, and I don't want to put a lot of pressure on you, but you've got to save my marriage!
Lisa: Oh. Okay. Can I stay up? Homer: [thinks] All right....
Lady: Mr. Simpson, are you quite sure you know how to take care of a pony?
Homer: [shoving the pony into the back seat] Of course! -- Buying "Lisa's Pony...
And where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it.