Sarcasm

Sarcasm

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I never loved another person the way I loved myself. --Mae We
When women go wrong, men go right after them. --Mae We
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
-- E.B. White...
I am not young enough to know everything. -- Oscar Wilde
Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
-- Oscar Wilde...
Bad artists always admire each other's work. -- Oscar Wilde
Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. -- Oscar Wilde
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. --Oscar Wilde
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.
--Oscar Wilde, from Impressions of America (quoting someone in 'Leadville')...
Ah! Don't say that you agree with me. When People agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
--Oscar Wilde...

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