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It May Look Like I'm Just Sitting Here Doing Nothing, But I'm Really Actively Waiting For All My Problems To Go Away.
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It may look like I'm just sitting here doing nothing, but I'm really
actively waiting for all my problems to go away.
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I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
I 'm sitting on the stile, Mary, Where we sat side by side.
-- Lady Dufferin (1807-1867) -- Lament of the Irish Emigra...
I lost my job. No, I didn't really lose my job. I know where my job is, still.
It's just when I go there, there's this new guy doing it ....
I may appear to be just sitting here like a bucket of tapioca, but don't let appearances fool you.
I'm approaching old age ... at the speed of light. -- Prof. Cosmo Fishhawk...
I may appear to be just sitting here like a bucket of tapioca, but don't let appearances fool you.
I'm approaching old age ... at the speed of light." -- Prof. Cosmo Fishhawk...
Problems? No, I LIKE my foot there.
And all that the Lorax left here in this mess was a small pile of rocks with the one word, "unless.
Whatever THAT meant, well, I just couldn't guess....