I Lost My Job. No, I Didn't Really Lose My Job.

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I lost my job. No, I didn't really lose my job. I know where my job is,
still. It's just when I go there, there's this new guy doing it ... I lost
my girl. No, I didn't really lose my girl. I know where my girl is, still.
It's just when I go there, there's this new guy doing it.
-- Bob Goldthwait

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